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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Kenyon chapter.

Valentine’s day is fast approaching, and if you’re ready to chat up the cute guy down the hall, here’s a few linest that you can use to catch their attention…or maybe send them running.

 

  1. “I’ve been Philander ‘Chasing’ after you all night.”
  2. (For the History major): “I’ve got my ‘Seitz’ set on you.”
  3. “I’ll show you a ‘Hillel’ of a good time.”
  4. (For your favorite singer): “Why does Peirce only serve Pepsi products? I’d prefer a ‘Koke…’”
  5. “You’re my Middle Path – everything centers around you.”
  6. (At the servery): “Unlike Peirce, I love every side of you.”
  7. “Hello? Campus Safety? I’d like to report my heart as stolen.”
  8. “Want to hear my Kenyon Confession? I’ve got it bad for you.”
  9. “Your love, like the Kokosing, has me obedient to some strange spell.”
  10. And, in the spirit of Philander Chase: “Well, this will do.”
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Reagan Neviska is a senior at Kenyon College where she studies Anthropology and Music. She is an active member of her coed Greek service organization, The Archon Society, as well as the president of Gospel Choir, a Her Campus Chapter Writer, and a member of the Symphonic Wind Ensemble, where she plays percussion. Reagan's interests include reading, practicing and listening to music, playing with dogs (her family has four!) and watching Downton Abbey.  You can follow her on Twitter and Instagram @Reagaroni.
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Ally Bruschi is a senior political science major at Kenyon College. She spent this past summer interning as a writer with both The Daily Meal, a digital media group  dedicated to "all things food and drink" and The Borgen Project, a non-profit organization that partners with U.S. policymakers to alleviate global poverty. Before entering the "real world" of jobs, however, Ally spent many summers as a counselor at an all-girls summer camp in Vermont, aka the most wonderful place on earth. A good book, a jar of peanut butter, a well-crafted Spotify playlist, and a lazy dog could get her through even the worst of days.