This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Kenyon chapter.

Name: Erin Ginsburg and Kristen Prevost

Ages: 19 (Kristen), 20 (Erin)

Grade: Both sophomores

Major: International Studies (Kristen), English with an Anthro minor (Erin)

Relationship Status:

Kristen: Taken

Erin: TOTALLY HOT AND READY TO MINGLE

To be your love interest, one must…

Kristen: Eat SMART FOOD popcorn in bed with us.

Erin: Enjoy nutella on bananas and pillow pet wrestling matches with us.

Kristen: Pin us to the bed with pillow pets.

Erin: That sounds dirty.

Kristen: It is.

Erin: For Kristen, the guy has to have incredible forearms. For me, the smarter he is, the sexier he is to me.

So if he’s really smart and has nice forearms, there’s gonna be a battle?

Erin: Yes.

Marry, Fuck, Kill: James Franco, Ryan Gosling, and Gerard Way (RIP MCR)

Kristen: Fuck Gerard Way, marry James Franco, kill Ryan Gosling.

Erin: Fuck Gerard Way, marry RYAN GOSLING IN A HEARTBEAT NO QUESTIONS ASKED, kill James Franco.

Cutest thing about your roomie?

Kristen: Erin’s butt when she’s changing. Never mind, that’s creepy. Okay, Erin is beautiful when she sleeps. Like no other human is that beautiful when they sleep.

Erin: Kristen’s noises. She makes adorable noises.

Most annoying thing your roomie does?

Erin: [Immediately] Oh, I know! She always leaves the room to work when I go to bed, even though I tell her to stay.

Kristen: Erin’s shoes move around on their own when we leave the room. I am of the opinion that her shoes come alive when we leave and get in our way.

What’s your favorite chick flick to watch together?

Both: Clueless.!

On that note, your favorite roomie date?

Kristen: The thing is we have so many dates I don’t even know. Next question.

Where do you see yourselves in 10 years?

Erin: Kristen’s gonna be this world leader. She’s gonna be this major liaison to China and repair our relations to them. OR, she’s like the head of some really wonderful charity or generally wonderful group.

Kristen: Lots of cats. No shortage of cats in Erin’s future. Also she’s gonna be a copy editor for…

Erin: Harper Collins.

Kristen: She’s also going to be a writer. That’s not in her life plan but it’s in my life plan for her. Her book’s going to pull everyone out of every slump they ever felt. She’ll have written the manuscript for it with her cats and put it away in the loft we will be sharing not knowing that I will find it and publish it behind her back.

How does it feel to be the newest, cutest campus cuties?

Erin: I feel empowered.

Kristen: It feels like a dream.

Theme song to your room?

Erin: HOHOHOHOHO

Kristen: Every alternative rock song you ever liked in middle school.

Who would play each other in a movie of your lives?

Kristen: Troian Bellisario from Pretty Little Liars for Erin.

Erin: Anna Kendrick for Kristen.

What’s something the rest of Kenyon doesn’t know about the other?

Kristen: Erin’s butt looks mighty fine under the lamplight.

We all knew that, though.

Kristen: Okay…she has a beautiful voice. [Much protesting from Erin]

Erin: Kristen’s an incredible artist.

Kenyon bucket list?

Erin: I want to skinny dip in the Kokosing.

Kristen: Okay. This doesn’t apply to Erin but I’m gonna polar plunge senior year.

Erin: Already did it! Okay…We’re gonna have a drink with a Professor. Primarily Suggs.

Kristen: I wanna bro-chill with Professor Bai. And I wanna go to the observatory.

Erin: I wanna spend the night in the North Campus graveyard.

Kristen: Make note of the fact that this is not a completed list.