A Very Brief Chat With My Roommate Chelsea Borgman

Her Campus: Chelsea, can I interview you for something?
 
Chelsea: Yeah, what?
 
HerCampus.
 
What? What am I going to be?
 
Campus Celebrity.
 
(laughs uncomfortably)
 
Okay? 
 
So. Spring break plans?
 
I’m staying on campus
 
Elaborate.
 
I’m working on my senior art comps on campus for two weeks!
 
Would you rather…get attacked by a band of sharks (band? herd? school?) every couple of days—
 
Every couple of days?
 
Yeah they have very blunt teeth. They’re called blunt-teeth sharks.
 
Could you just look up some good Would You Rathers on google?
 
(3 minutes later) Would you rather be in prison for 15 years or have all your teeth pulled out?
 
Chelsea: Ew
Allie Zott: who are these people obviously I would have my teeth pulled out, you can get a new set!
 
Is that a really easy decision? I feel like it’s not

Allie: I mean you just have to grit your teeth and bear it.
Chelsea: Allie you wouldn’t have teeth.

Thoughts on Lana Del Ray?
 
Allie: (in a very sarcastic tone) LDR?
 
Chelsea: I mean it’s embarrassing but I love that CD. Allie that’s why I haven’t said anything, because I knew you would be like this.  It’s just really catchy.
 
Allie: I guess.
 
 
 
ANDDD IT’S SPRING BREAK!