Sloths are arboreal mammals noted for their slow movements and spending most of their lives hanging upside down in the trees of the tropical rain forests of South America and Central America. More notable they have striking similarities to the average college student.
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Sloths like to hang in trees much like college students on a nice day
Seriously, I see no difference.
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On average sloths sleep between 15 and 18 hours a day. After staying up for a week straight studying for finals college students will do the same.
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Sloths are very clumsy on land, similar to any college kid after a night at the local bars
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While often underestimated, sloths and college students are incredibly intelligent and would not be able to survive without their quick wit.
In conclusion, all college students are just sloths in disguise. Thanks for attending my TedTalk.