This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Lancaster chapter.
1. Why wouldn’t the bunny leave the house? …
2. Why did the Easter egg hide? …
3. Did you hear about the woman who complained about her soup? …
4. What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? …
5. How does the Easter bunny stay fit? …
6. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? …
7. What kind of music do bunnies like? …
8. What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? …
9. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards? …
10. Why won’t Easter eggs go on a night out? …
Answers
1. Because she was having a bad hare day
2. He was a little chicken
3. There was a hare in it
4. A hot cross bunny!
5. Egg-sercise and hare-robics!
6. It might crack up!
7. Hip-hop
8. Eggs-austed
9. A receding hareline
10. They don’t want to get beaten up