The halloween dance is coming up but maybe you aren’t interested in goingand you’d rather not be sweaty in a gym with basically the whole school. We won’t judge you if you’d rather sit the Halloween dance out. Here are some HC Le Moyne approved activities to do instead!
1. Go To The Library
Because books will never leave you.
2. Enjoy The New Rock Garden and Jesuit Statue.
Because soon, it’s going to be winter for the rest of our lives.
3. Try To Count Every Typo in Every Le Moyne Email EVER.
When you find that number, send it to us.
4. Catch Up on Your Homework.
Check your GPA while you’re at it.
5. Have A Shirley Temple at The Pub.
Maybe the ghost of Shirley Temple will hang out with you.
6.Watch Every Single Episode of The Office.
INCLUDING the ones without Steve Carell.
7. Go To The Gym.
Just kidding.
8. Put Yourself in a Sack, and Roll Yourself Down One Of The Many Hills on Campus.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
9. Count The Days Till Christmas.
79 more sleeps, peeps.
10. Make a Grilled Cheese.
Or Ramen if you don’t have a kitchen.
11. Carve Out A Jack-o-Lantern.
Then throw it out two days later.
12. Cry.
Because, why not?
13. Grab Your Friends and Play With A Ouija Board.
Once again, jokes. Like a sprained ankle, Ouija Boards are nothing to play with.
14. Steal Candy From Children.
Candy is known for rotting children’s teeth. You’re helping America.
15. Eat ALL of That Candy.
It’s totally okay because you went to the gym last year.
16. Put on Your Costume Just To Take Pictures.
Someone needs to appreciate your cat ears.
17. Listen To The New Miley Cyrus Album.
It’s scary good.
18. Start A Bonfire Using Your Midterm Review Sheets.
It’s Lit.
19. Call Your Family.
Remember them?
20. Watch All of Tyra Banks’ Vines.
She’s literally insane. But we love her.
21. Try To Cook and Set Off The Fire Alarm.
This is the easiest way to make friends.
22. Go To Church.
And pray for a better Halloween next year.