“OMG I NEED FOOD!”
“Like literally, now, I need food now”
“Or else I will pass out and die”
“No, dying is bad, food is good”
“OMG NACHOOOOOOOOS!!!”
“AND PIZZA, pizza is definitely a must”
“Dominos is totally still open, right?!”
:Dominos is like actually my best friend, I love Domino, he always has my back”
“Hmmm..wonder who my delivery guy is going to be tonight?”
“I really hope its Jerry! He’s like my guardian pizza angel”
“Well I guess while I’m waiting I can have a quick snack”
“WHERE DID SHE GET A QUESADILLA ?! I WANT A DILLA!!”
“Wait…did someone just say mac and cheese?”
“Because I totally just heard something about mac and cheese”
“Ughhh where is my pizza?? Pretty sure it’s been like 25 hours”
“Wait was that the doorbell?? That was totally the doorbell”
“Never mind, false alarm”
“Hmm, I’m starting to feel a little full”
*Doorbell Actually Rings*
“JUST KIDDING PIZZA IS HERE!!”
“I’ve literally never had anything so amazing”
“This is heaven”
“Actually heaven”
Next Morning
“I regret so much…”