Instagram captions can be hard. How are you supposed to convey the emotion of having dogs in your jeep, or the perfect Mother’s Day homage with just a few short words? May I present to you: the perfect song lyrics.
Every single one of these songs made me audibly cackle. PLEASE do yourself a favor, and listen to them.
Then read this article. And steal a caption. You’re welcome.
- From God’s Perspective // Bo Burnham
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Occasion: When You Look Good in a Pic But Your Ex is in It
Caption: Why the f*ck did you ever think I would kick it with you?
- Things in My Jeep // The Lonely Island
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Occasion: When You Wanna Flex Your Jeep So You Put Your Dogs in The Back
Caption: THESE ARE THE THINGS IN MY JEEP
- Tribute // Tenacious D
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Occasion: When You and Your Fraternity Bros Take a Squad Pic
Caption: We Are But MEN
- Mr. Clean // Yung Gravy
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Occasion: Any. Time.
Caption: everybody call me ~big pimpin~
- Peach Scone // Hobo Johnson
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Occasion: If You’re Lucky Enough to Meet Someone Famous
Caption: brush me off like the <<
>> on {jay-Z’s shoulders} - Because I Got High // Afroman
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Occasion: When You Go Skydiving and Don’t Want to Be Basic
Caption: But Then I Got High ;-)))
- Motherlover // The Lonely Island
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Occasion: Mother’s Day
Caption: I’m A Mother Lover
- Words, Words, Words // Bo Burnham
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Occasion: Plugging For Your SoundCloud Homie
Caption: I’m A Feminine Eminem!