Same song thrice in one singular evening? You must be at a Greek party. No shame, though. I understand. Things it be like sometimes: that.
The only sure-fire way to ensure you are, in fact, at a toga party is to listen for these songs. Do you get middle school flashbacks? Yes? Perfect. You are in the right place.
- TiK ToK // Ke$ha
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I honestly have never related more to a song. Or another human being. When I get older, I want to be this chick. I don’t think she ever sleeps, but that’s okay. Sleep is for The Weak. Bottle of Jack Me UP gf.
- Gold Digger // Kanye West
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How in the world he managed to find a girl with a Lou Viton at the hair salon is beyond me. Plus, this girl has a baby by Usher? If anyone knows this chick can you hook me up? I’m genuinely interested in learning her ways.
- Hollaback Girl // Gwen Stefani
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I, like all millennials, learned to spell bananas from Gwen. I don’t know why this song still bops. But it does. Or do the bros bump it because they still struggle with spelling? We may never know.
- SexyBack // Justin Timberlake
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I vividly remember watching the music video for this song on MTV. Who let me do this? Why did I know the lyrics to this song before I learned algebra? Where did sexy go that she had to be brought back? I have many questions.
- Just Dance // Lady GaGa
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This woman is an icon. No further explanation needed.
- It Wasn’t Me // Shaggy
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To this day, I still cannot believe he let her CATCH him. RED HANDED —-> with the GIRL NEXT DOOR!? The tea REMAINS hot.
- Hot in Herre // Nelly
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Ever wonder why fraternity parties are always gross and hot and sweaty? Now you know.
- Yeah! // Usher
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Do fraternities actually still play this? Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah. YEAHHH.
- Low // Flo Rida + T-Pain
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Shawty really had those apple bottom jeans. AND the boots with the fur. I don’t know how she managed to hit the floor in those, but who am I to judge? She was ahead of the times with the Rebooks. She knew something we didn’t, that’s for sure.
- Sexy and I Know It // LMFAO
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Why did my parents let me listen to this? Why did they look like that? Why was his name Redfoo? Did he seriously think we would look at that body? I give them mad props for the confidence though. You do you honey.