1) Every day is leg day.Â
After walking from Dyson, up Mount Olympus to Upper Fulton, and up to my coveted single on the third floor…I better be ripped after this semester!Â
2) Â You long for the days when you only had to dread the walk from Leo to Fontaine – the walk that in the winter, made your eyes tear and the tears turn to ice on your eyelashes.
3) Group projects? No we shouldn’t meet in the library. You should all come to my house so I don’t have to move.Â
4) Is it taboo if I’m too lazy to walk to McCann so I just go to the gym in Jazzman’s, since exercise is kind of the whole point…?
5) But I’m also not too lazy to walk to Jazzman’s when I need a Ben and Jerry’s fix?Â
6) You’re only slightly concerned that they are literally putting a morgue filled with dead bodies to be experimented on in the building next door.Â
7) You purchased and/or have dreamt about owning this God-send of a laundry cart after seeing a few geniuses roll their groceries and hampers with ease.Â
8) You’re only mildly annoyed with the parking situation…in that, there isn’t any! Why can’t I park in the Tennis Court lot, John Gildard? Why are you out to get me? The next time I see something, I’m not going to say something, just to spite you!Â
9) On that note, you dread coming back to campus after weekends home and having to lug the laundry you took home and all the food your mom sent back with you from your car to your house.Â
10) You actually couldn’t be more blessed to have such awesome friends to live with…but also to have a single room to get away from everyone cause…ya know…personal space.Â