1. Omg this week killed me. I’m just going to order in Giacomo’s pasta and binge eat.
2. Wait. Which guy is going to what bar?
3. I’M GOING OUT!
4. I’ve only been here a week and there’s already nothing to wear. I cycled through all of my clothes walking to class in the damn Sahara.
5. I’m just going to sneak into roomie’s closet…
6. Jackpot.
7. Oh no. This makeup is a no. I look like the Jenna Marbles drunk makeup tutorial. Why do I always go for the winged eyeliner?
8. Whatever.
9. Let’s all gather in the kitchen and play our Spotify party playlist and cheers to nonsensical things.
10. Oh god. Who rang the bell? Which RA is on duty? We’re done.
11. Omg you’re here! Lololol. We thought we were in trouble. I haven’t seen you in forevs!
12. We’ve been together now for a bit too long. You’re all starting to drive me crazy.
13. I swear, this girl winds up crying about something every weekend….
14. Ok, I’m done here. Someone call Phatz.
15. We out.