1. “If I don’t get an override for this class, I’m screwed.”
Bye, bye future.
2. “Did you call Phatz yet?”
The most essential part of any night out.
3. “It’s a Robinism.”
It’s Robin’s world, and we’re all just living in it.
4. “How many priority points do you have?”
Housing is definitely not conducive for strengthening friendships…
5. *Sees sunset. Stops everything to take picture.* “What’s your caption gonna be?”
Gotta make it different than the other 17 identical pics in your feed, am I right?
6. “Guys, I want P-ridge.”
On repeat, every weekend.
7. “We’re going to Marist Beach, wanna come?”
Is the sky blue? Do fish swim? Of course I’m coming.
8. “I couldn’t find a parking spot so I just skipped class.”
I mean, what else can you do?
9. “If you see something, say something.”
I’ll keep it in mind, thanks John.
10. “I tried walking in through the breezeway entrance but almost got blown away.”
They don’t call it the wind tunnel for nothing.
11. *Looks at grill line* “LOL, just kidding.”
Cereal it is.
12. “Let’s go down to the river.”
“…because I’m not trying to be productive.”
13. “When I was abroad…”
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.
14. “Rossi’s or Lola’s?”
IDK, MY BFF JILL. No really, you decide.
15. “Someone puked in the Leo elevator. Again.”
Get it together freshmen.
16. “The line at Darby’s/Union/River was unreal.”
Did I mention it was 20 degrees?
17. “Sorry I can’t – it’s cupcake Tuesday.”
Ily food.
18. **never ending noise of construction**