1. Texting a boy 25 times in a row.
If anything, this is a testament to my determination and perseverance. Don’t think you’re special.
2. “Accidentally” running into the cute boy from lecture.
Fancy meeting you in your class that I’m not even enrolled in…
3. Create a will for when your period comes, because THIS. IS. THE. END.
And to my loving cat, I would like to give my life savings of three dollars.
4. Convince yourself that you’re pregnant when your period is a couple days late.
Is it a boy or girl? Let’s just start picking names out now.
5. Blame your apartment’s missing food on the pet.
It’s not my fault the cat has a binge eating problem.
6. Tell yourself that if ________ knew me then he would most definitely fall in love with me. (Harry Styles, Leonardo DiCaprio, Adam Levine, etc.)
Did you know that Sugar was dedicated to me? Adam doesn’t like to tell a lot of people so it makes sense that you’ve never heard that.
7. Spend all day in bed and wonder how you’ve managed to get nothing done.
Where did the day go?
8. Picture yourself as a member of Taylor Swift’s squad.
If I’m Taylor, you’re Karlie.
9. Drink a whole bottle of wine alone.
We’re openly admitting this one. Wine is love and wine is sanity.