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Unrequited love? A broken heart? Ultimate betrayal? Everyone has a different cure for these, but for me personally, nothing gets my mind out of a pit of love-ridden sadness like music. The following is an anthemic, female-led playlist that reaffirms how heartbreakers donât deserve you, and fortifies your newfound independence. These songs range from you-deserve-better fury to forgetting about whatâs-their-face entirely, complete with selected lyrics perfect for your future subtweets. Warning: may lead to an alone-in-your-dorm-room power jam sesh.
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âSince U Been Goneâ – Kelly Clarkson
Lyric: âAnd all youâd ever hear me say, is âI just wanna be with youâ / I guess you never felt that wayâ
A stone-cold classic, no pop breakup playlist is complete without the mother of telling people they can eff off. Itâs also ideal to watch the music video, where Clarkson completely trashes her exâs high-end house, like you probably wish you could. Feel free to belt this one into your hairbrush while youâre at it.
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2. âFUâ – Miley Cyrus
Lyric: âDonât even act like Mr. Super Nonchalant / What makes you think Iâll stick around? / Iâm not as stupid as you soundâ
For all her scandals and problematic behavior, I think we can all agree that this girl can wail. This is a good one for when your breakup is still fresh, immediately following the last straw that breaks the relationshipâs back. Storm off to your room, bump this, and dramatically gesture at your imaginary ex in the room while lip-syncing as hard as you can.
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3. You Oughta Knowâ – Alanis Morissette
Lyric: âAnd every time I scratch my nails down someone elseâs back I hope you feel itâ
If itâs cathartic fury you seek, look no further. Alanis opens the song by bitterly forcing herself to say sheâs happy for her former man, right before absolutely ripping into him and his new lover. Bow to your queen of righteous indignation.
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4. âBust Your Windowsâ – Jazmine Sullivan
Lyric: âYouâd probably say that it was juvenile, but I think that I deserve to smileâ
Please do not actually crowbar the hell out of anyoneâs car. This is more of a fantasy to play out in your head, picturing your betrayerâs face as they come out of their house and see the damage youâve done. Mess with Jazmine Sullivan, sheâll mess you up.
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5. âMy Happy Endingâ – Avril Lavigne
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Lyric: âItâs nice to know that you were there, thanks for acting like you caredâ
If youâre still a little sad about your new relationship status and in the wistful âwhat could have beenâ phase, our girl Avril totally gets you. Perfect for time-traveling back to the mid-2000âs, grab your air-guitar, black eyeliner and studded belts, and stick it to the man.
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6. âPotential Breakup Songâ Aly & AJ
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Lyric: âWithout me you know youâre lost, minus you Iâm better off”
Thereâs a good chance these old-school Disney Channel queens were your first introduction into sassy, angry teen pop, instead of the usual upbeat bops you were used to TV stars churning out. These girls know their value, and theyâve determined that youâre not worth their time.
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7. âDonât Botherâ – Shakira
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Lyric: âSheâs almost six feet tall, she must think Iâm a flea / Iâm really a cat you see, and itâs not my last life at allâ
The theme Shakira puts out is very similar to the Alanis song, except for one thing: sheâs over it. Sheâs still pissed, but knows sheâs better off without someone who doesnât understand that sheâs Shakira and is, you know, basically perfect. But sheâll still probably run your car over with a bulldozer if given the chance.
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8. âEvery Time You Lieâ by Demi Lovato
Lyric: âI woke up the next morning with a smile on my face, and a long list of gentlemen happy to take your place”
Subtle, sweet, and sassy, this song from when Demi was still a Disney darling is ideal for making direct eye contact with your former lover when passing them by, then tossing your hair over your shoulder (if itâs long enough) with an âas if I careâ smirk.
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9. “Merry Happy” – Kate Nash
Lyric: âYeah you made me merry, made me very very happy, but you obviously didnât want to stick around, so I learned from youâ
For when youâre still getting used to your recent goodbye, but ready to evaluate your past relationship and figure out what worked and what fell through. Kate Nash is curt and to-the-point, not to mention the sweet âdo-do-do da-do-doââs youâll be singing for another week.
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10. âSingleâ – Natasha Bedingfield
Lyric: âI know Iâll settle down one day, but âtil then I like it this wayâ
For when youâre ready to bang your fists on the table and shout âI donât need no man/woman/gender-not-specified individual!â Not only have you finally acknowledged your single-dom, youâre welcoming your new lack of strings and couldnât care less about finding someone new.
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11. âSingle Ladiesâ – BeyoncĂ©
Lyric: No sample lyric needed. You already know how it goes.
Consider this your victory lap. Congratulations, you are now a fully-fledged single lady, ready to embrace your newfound freedom and conquer the dance floor with your girls. Ex who?