What’s a good instagram without the perfect caption to go with it? Here’s some help with that from everyone’s favorite show, The Office:
For when you’re feeling your crew / family:
“We’re all homos. Homo sapiens.” – Michael Scott
“Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go… cause of your butt.” – Michael Scott
“Congratulations on your one cousin. I have seventy, each one better than the last!” – Dwight Schrute
“Like my mom always says: talk classy, act nasty.” – Meredith
“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard
For when you’re done with finals:
“I am running away from my responsibilities, and it feels GOOD!” – Michael Scott
“Sometimes when I start a sentence, I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott“Blink once if you want me to pull the plug.” – Dwight Schrute
“Nothing stresses me out, except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.” – Dwight Schrute
For when you’re feeling yourself:
“I don’t care what they say about me… I just want to eat.” – Pam Beesley
“Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car, so sue me!” – Michael Scott
“I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott
“I am better than you have ever been or ever will be.” – Dwight Schrute
“Big Butt. Bigger Heart.” – Michael Scott
“I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther.” – Dwight Schrute
Here are some extras, just for good measure:
“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.” – Andy Bernard
“Dwight, you ignorant slut!” – Michael Scott
“Who is Justice Beaver?” – Dwight Schrute
“If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.” – Stanley Hudson
“If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?” – Creed Bratton
And the best one of all…