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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Northeastern chapter.

“The other day I was so tired I washed my hands with toothpaste…I only noticed because it smelled minty.” (Heard in Rebecca’s)

“Dude, I’m like pretty sure she ‘milked the cow’ last night.” (Heard in Stetson East)

“Hey! Do you want to see a picture of my dog in the bath?!” (heard crossing Hemenway St.)

“Can I use my Husky dollars to buy alcohol?” (Heard in Curry)

Girl 1: “It’s the Stanley Cup!”
Girl 2: “No, no, they call it the World Series.” (Heard on Huntington)

“Just like every other white woman who doesn’t know what to do, I got a cat.” (Heard in front of Nightingale)

Guy to his friend: “Is it true that pineapple makes her thing taste better?” (Heard in Rebecca’s)

One bro to his other bro: “I checked on her in the morning to make sure she wasn’t dead.” (Heard near Pavement)

“So I gave him a handjob on the first date… that’s not slutty right?” (Heard on Columbus)

“I CANNOT find NU Dining on Facebook”
Guy’s Friend: “That’s because you spelled it D-I-N-N-I-N-G” (Heard in Stetson East Dining Hall)
 

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Melanie Dostis

Northeastern

Melanie Dostis is a journalism major at Northeastern University. She has been involved with Her Campus since her sophomore year, being elected co-correspondent her junior year- a position she is thrilled to continue in her last year. She lives a writing-filled life and wouldn't have it any other way. She is currently interning at Boston Magazine and is a correspondent for the Boston Globe and USA Today. She can usually be found back in her home-roots of wonderful New York on weekends, exploring her second home in Boston, or often back in her family roots of Ecuador, gorging on massive amounts of Hispanic dishes....Follow her on Twitter @MelDostis. HCXO!