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33 Thoughts I Had Watching TSwift’s Bad Blood

Her Campus Placeholder Avatar Rebecca Koch
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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Northwestern chapter.

Remember when Taylor Swift sang about the teardrops on her guitar?

 

That Taylor is long gone. Long, long gone. 

All hail Queen Swift. Her Bad Blood music video pushes her further toward a new direction in her career: becoming an empowered, strong woman. Her Campus writer Ariana wrote a piece on the Billboard Music Awards and touched on Taylor Swift’s music video – I’m here to fully gush. Here’s 33 thoughts I had while watching Bad Blood. 

  1. Not gonna lie, I jumped when that guy landed on that table seven seconds in. 
  2. Why are all the men blindfolded? And when did Taylor Swift learn how to fight?
  3. Is this Kill Bill? That betrayal fall onto the car though.
  4. Dramatic cut to the camera #1 
  5. Hi Kendrick Lamar!
  6. Can we just appreciate that the guys in the beginning and Kendrick Lamar are the only men in the entire music video?
  7. Dramatic cut to the camera #2
  8. Lena Dunham??? Geez, that’s a huge cigar. 
  9. The new beat during “It’s so sad to think about the good times” IS SO GOOD!!!
  10. Dramatic cut to the camera #3
  11. Are we training for The Hunger Games?
  12. Dramatic cut to the camera #4
  13. Taylor just broke through a brick wall…and now she has a long braid….oh! Dramatic cut to the camera #5. Got to love it.
  14. There’s too many celebrity cameos in this music video I seriously can’t keep track. 
  15. ZENDAYA I WANT TO BE YOU!!!
  16. She just threw a knife at a Teddy Bear. I love it. I love you, Zendaya. 
  17. Dramatic cut to the camera #5. And now I feel like we’re in Iggy’s music video for Black Widow with this snow…
  18. I can’t tell Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss apart. And now they’re fighting…who’s winning?!
  19. Why is Taylor fighting Karlie Kloss? Are they training or is this for real?
  20. Oh well, it looks cool. 
  21. Jessica Alba, Marissa Hargitay and Ellen Pompeo…I don’t really get it, but I like it!
  22. How did Taylor convince them to get into leather suits?
  23. Because she’s Taylor Swift. Duh. 
  24. Cindy Crawford?
  25. Dramatic cut to the camera #6. 
  26. EXPLOSIONS!!! 
  27. I really want to be a part of that crew. 
  28. THEY ARE ALL SO BEAUTIFUL!
  29. AND ALSO DEADLY!
  30. This is equal parts terrifying and sexy all at once. 
  31. Sensory overload.
  32. Help.
  33. I never want to get on Taylor Swift’s bad side. 

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