Stef on Sex

This is your moment. This is your time to shine. Or walk home, carrying your shoes from last night under the unbearably bright sunshine. You’re in college, it’s crazy, it’s stupid, it’s sexy, it’s educational and it’s oh-so fun.
I’m baaaack. And ready to hear about the crazy things you all did while I was gone. Did you hop on a foreign man’s motorcycle and ride off to hook up on a dock with fireworks blasting over the Guadlquivir river? I didn’t either, but I know a young lady who did. More likely, you found love in the hopeless place known as TKOE, before the cops got there. If so, just know you are not original, but that’s okay.

So what’s trending for this winter in Stef on Sex? The future, being scared of it, enjoying the moment, staying warm in a blizzard, dressing attractively but not promiscuously, appearing to be selective, finding a friend in every new pledge class, and getting it on in the library. It is Northwestern. We’re supposed to be spending lots of time there.

What’s not sexy? Sloppy, incoherent dance floor kissing, ditching your hook up as said hookup gets sick, ambiguous relationship stati, and taking my column seriously, more seriously than your homework.
Here at Stef on Stuff, we don’t aim to offend. We don’t want to take your innocence or your dignity. We just want to make you laugh. Actually, all those ‘we’s are ‘I’s. I write this alone. Though, I get by with a little help from my (sexually-free) friends.  

Speaking of writing and fun, if you like those things, let me know. I’m now coordinating a whole section for HerCampus about Sex/Love/Relationships/Fun and need minions to do this creative and intellectual literary endeavor with me (see: Blair Waldorf and friends meets Carrie Bradshaw and friends!)

If you have nominations for minions or ideas for columns or questions you’d like to pose to the upbeat, open-minded, but slightly love-disgruntled college student, hit me up.

I’m back in America with all of those cliché study abroad life (and partying) lessons well-learned. You’re sexy and you know it. Bahdahdahdah dundun.