Campus Cutie: Kiley Adams

Name: Kiley Adams

Dorm: Pasquirella East 

Hometown: Puyallup, Washington (outside of Seattle) 

Major: Biology and Applied Math (considering switching to Neuroscience and Biology bless her heart) 

Let’s start off with something scandalous. Pick one: Isaac Newton, Ryan Gosling, or Liam Hemsworth? 

Oh, Isaac Newton for sure. He was probably good looking in his day. Probably ate a lot of… apples. 

What is your ideal date? 

Play a pick up game of soccer with friends and then go to Seattle and spend the day on the waterfront. 

Who would want to spend your ideal date with? 

Isaac Newton, see above. 

What’s your dream job? 

Pediatric oncologist or neurologist. 

What is your favorite sport? 

Taekwondo. 

WHOA! Tell me more about that. 

I’ve been doing it for 14 years. I’ve competed in Nationals tournaments and stuff. Kind of a big deal. I’ve murdered people. Just kidding. That’s illegal. 

How badass are you on a scale of 1-Arnold Schwarzenegger? 

Chuck Norris. 

If you could be an animal, what would you be? 

I think I would be a member of one of those Animal odd couples. Like the dog who is friends with the horse. And you’re the dog. 

For those of you who don’t know, Kiley are real old pals. 

We’re not friends. 

If you could have one superpower what would it be? 

To control time. 

Like would you want a Hermione Granger time turner or to do it with your mind? 

Do it with my mind. 

Cool. I’d like to have a remote like that Adam Sandler movie Click. 

I have no idea what you’re talking about. 

Why is that? 

I’m not a big movie-watcher. 

That’s cool. What’s your favorite book? 

I love The Giver. The Brothers Karamazov is another great one. 

You’re so cool. Thanks for talking with me! 

Anytime, bud. 

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