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When you’re studying in Stern or Bobst and you actually spot a cute guy.
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2. When your professors decided to put the final presentation, essay, and test all on the same day, and your roommate asks how your day was.
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3. When your friends tell you they are meeting the promoter at LAVO tonight.
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4. It’s freshman year and you go out to a bar for the first time on a school night. Â
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5. And then the next day you get an embarrassing grade on the midterm you just took and go to your TA like. Â
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6. When you realize there is really a shallow puddle of straight guys at NYU
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7. When it’s the end of the semester and you still have a billion meal swipes (because no human being can use that many meal swipes).
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7. And only after you actually try to use all those meal swipes do you realize dining hall food is so bad for you and you need to start eating healthier.
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8. Â How the surrounding Village community feels about you when the semester begins.
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9. And when you think you’ve had enough of NYU’s ridiculousness (i.e. professor assigning you to read a whole book in two days, class registration being a week from hell, having to pay $500 for a 10 page textbook).
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10. When you realize it’s a totally unique experience living in the greatest city in the world, so it’s best you  just own it because after all–college is only four years!
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