On Dad’s Weekend, plenty of men will trade in their suits and briefcases for their T-shirts and beer. Some dads mosey to Court Street with the intention of a quiet lunch and quality time with their kids, while others rage in the bars to celebrate their year-long wait for this event. Here’s what to expect when the dads (and DILFs) come to town.
The dad who…
Wears his tight, “Ohio Dad” shirt(s) all day and night.
Is hotter than his son.
Looks like he could have been a student’s brother.
Wants to go to Texas Roadhouse and a basketball game.
Buys everything for his kid because he loves her/him.
Stays out wayyy later than his kid.
Gets arrested for fighting youths.
Goes home early because Athens is too much for a dad to handle.
Thinks he can break it down like the cool kids.
Buys drinks for all of your friends.
Bongs a beer/plays flip cup/does a keg stand for the first time.
Is the reason you attend OU.