This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at OK State chapter.
- We don’t like your ego rants, we tolerate it.
- Cussing isn’t cute.
- Maybe is just a polite way of saying no. Just answer us with a yes or no. It really is that simple.
- We will never like the idea of watching you play video games.
- Going on dates will never go out of style.
- If you think we are just some chill girl that you don’t have to take out, we are secretly tallying it in our head.
- TV and video games both have pause buttons. You can text us back.
- Never underestimate the brownie points for sending us a bouquet of flowers.
- If we’ve dated, DO NOT EVER hit on one of my friends. Or else we will do the same.
- Telling us how much you drink will never be attractive.
- We will never want to cuddle your beer belly.
- Last time we checked, boys can cook too.
- We’ll take a phone call over a text any day.
- We don’t want to hear you fart or burp ever.
- Dipping is repulsive.
- If you don’t like hearing about my girlfriends, pretend like you do.
- We don’t want to hear about how much fun you had with the girls we don’t know.
- We don’t understand your fascination with growing a mustache.
- If you don’t have a job, then we don’t want to hear how poor you are.
- When did picking out what we do on the date stop happening? Oh wait, it didn’t.
- We love when you pull us in by the waist.
- Getting drunk and having me take care of you will never be something I want to do.
- Sometimes we are just gonna have bitch-fits.
- My best friends will know everything about our relationship.
- If I’m wearing your shirt, pajama pants, basketball shorts, whatever then that probably means I like you.
- Contacting us first is still a thing. Don’t act like its not.
- Making fun of our guy friends, gay or not isn’t going to get you anywhere.
- If I plan a surprise for us, you will go. And you will enjoy it.
- We don’t like making up reasons why we have carpet burn on our chin, so get rid of the facial hair.
- If you think its OK to adjust yourself in front of me, it’s not.
- If you mess up, telling us the truth is going to be the best option no matter what. Because eventually the truth will always reveal itself.
- If you are dating someone new, we are going to creep all over them. It’s not being a psycho ex, it’s being a girl.
- Don’t act like we are such a mystery. There’s a reason behind everything we do.
- If we are taking a long time to get ready, never complain about it. After all, we are just trying to look good for you.
- Ditching me to hang out with the bros will always put you in the doghouse. Always.
- Intelligence and wit is a definite turn-on.
- Making fun of us is funny sometimes, but never constantly.
- Calling us crazy or dramatic is going to make us be crazy or dramatic.
- Most of us are a packaged deal. If you date us you date our friends and family.
- Kiss me on the cheek.
- Getting in a fight with another guy is not manly. It’s dumb.
- We know you hate to pay attention, but please just try.
- Hugs mean more sometimes.
- Share what’s on your mind. We love knowing things about you others don’t.
- Apologizing will not kill your pride.
- You don’t have PMS, so don’t act like you know what it’s like.
- We like to do guy things too, we aren’t all girly-girls.
- It’s good to be sensitive sometimes.
- We don’t shave our legs every day, so don’t expect us to.
- Saying something nice to us might get you off the hook; doing something nice will always get you off the hook.