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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Oneonta chapter.

Hometown: Queens, NY

Major: Women and Gender Studies, and Media Studies

Year: Sophomore

 

Maria: What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

Sophia: Putting on mascara

 

M: If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

S: Cats

 

M: What part of a kid’s show completely scarred you?

S: That one episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

 

M: If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

S: Kidnapped dogs from a pet store

 

M: What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

S: Bert or Gertrude

 

M: Who would you really like to punch in the face?

S: Donald Trump

 

M: What are the top five things you would take with you in a zombie attack?

S: The third book of the Harry Potter series, my computer, my dog, Witch Hazel, and a nail file

M: What’s one thing that would be much better if you could change the color of it?

S: The Green Machine Juice from Naked

 

M: What historical figure would you like to have chat with?

S: Audre Lorde

 

M: What is your least favorite mode of transportation?

S: Walking

 

HCXO,

Maria

Maria Mawson

Oneonta '21

Maria is a history major at SUNY Oneonta. When she is not hitting the books, she loves to watch sports and spend time with her friends and family.