1. It’s the first day of finals week and you don’t want to get out of bed.
2. Eventually you decide to get out of bed and walk to class in the freezing cold.
3. Because life is funny that way, you also have a cold and feel like you might be dying.
4. Your paper is due tomorrow and you have no idea how to fill up the word count.
5. You’ve reached the level of procrastination where you start cleaning your house.
6. Then you try to work out… to no avail.
7. Of course you need to eat a full meal before you start studying.
8. Time to break for a freak out about all your bad past decisions.
9. Ok but actually you need to get to work now.
10. Time to caffeinate.
11. You’re all done with finals guess that means it’s time to celebrate.
12. Grades have been posted.
13. Commence the tears of joy or sadness.
14. Now you can relax until next term. Just don’t think about that too much.
Happy winter break, Beaver Nation!