Thoughts Every Girl Has on Valentine’s Day

I have four days to find a Valentine. That’s enough time, right?

But we all know it really should be called “Single Awareness Day”.

When you want to send your ex the “I miss you” text, but then you remember… 

But what about the booty call from last year?

Realistically, you already know how your night will end. 

You’re constantly reminded that all of your friends are taken and you’re just like…

Well at least I don’t have to shave my legs. 

Who even is Saint Valentine?

But the best part of your day is when you realize all the candy will be on sale tomorrow. 

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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