School is back in session which can only mean one thing: you are reunited with the deer of Pepperdine. Perhaps they have greeted you on your walks to class or walked a little too closely to you, so closely in fact, that you feared they might trample you and bring you to an early death. But when Morrissey wrote the lyrics “to die by your side, is such a heavenly way to die” wasn’t he referring to these delicate elvish creatures?
Here’s what we overheard the Pepperdine deer saying these first few weeks of classes
1.”Please don’t  honk at me, I’m delicate”
2.”Darn you, I’m just trying to eat in peace!”
3.”Staring Contest? Try me.”
4.”Oh no, I will NOT be on your Snapchat, not today”
5.”Kids, please move away from the students that are aggressively trying to take your picture.”
6.”Don’t call me Bambi.”
7.”No, I will not give you lyme disease, ugh rude!”
8.”So uh…What’s a deer gotta do to get some of that Sunlife?”
9.”You guys do realize that other shoes besides Birkenstocks exist? “
10.”Oh well, At least we don’t have to go to Convocation.”
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