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17 Things Better Than the Patriots Winning the Super Bowl

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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Pitt chapter.

The Patriots have gone to the Superbowl seven times in my lifetime. Now they have won the Superbowl five times since 2000. Quite frankly, I hate the Patriots and I’m about done with them. Thus, I compiled a list of 17 things that are way better than the Patriots winning the Super Bowl. 

1. When your ice cream falls out of the cone

2. The Electoral College 

3. Food poisoning

4. 8am classes

5. Getting a hangnail     

6. Your Timehop from the middle school years

7. Crocs

8. The 4th season of Arrested Development 

9. Drinking orange juice after you brush your teeth

10. Accidentally liking someone’s photo from 96 weeks ago

11. Your current bank account balance

12. Donald Trump’s twitter (actually this might be a stretch)

13. Failing an exam that you studied really hard for

14. Having to wait for the next season of Stranger Things

15. Tripping in front of a ton of people

16. Cracking your phone screen

17. Your mother’s Facebook presence 

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Hi! I'm Jessie and I am currently dual majoring in communication and non-fiction writing at The University of Pittsburgh. I am also the Senior Editor for Pitt's Her Campus! I emulate everything Carrie Bradshaw and can watch Breakfast At Tiffany's everyday for the rest of my life. You can usually find me blasting country music a little too loud while wearing a floppy hat.