I’m just going to be blunt and get right to the point: penises are weird. They come in all shapes and sizes and it can be alarming when you’re in the heat of the moment and he whips something out that you were SO not expecting. Luckily, I have come to your rescue yet again and am prepared to inform you about a few different types of unusual penises.
The XL penis seems to be the most notorious type. Guys are obsessed with the size of their penis and tend to think, “The bigger it is, the manlier I am.” Girls, on the other hand, may find that a large penis leads to nothing more than painful sex. If you do encounter this rather large problem on a guy, don’t freak out. Cosmopolitan.com explains that if you anticipate discomfort after seeing his huge penis, your vaginal muscles can tense up and make sex even harder and even more painful. They suggest engaging in a lot of foreplay, to ensure that you produce enough lubrication for yourself. Try adding some extra water-based lube from a bottle. When you get down to doing the deed, try some positions that limit how deep he can go inside you, such as girl-on-top or missionary where your pelvis isn’t raised and your legs aren’t too spread apart.
The XS penis is something that any guy could be insecure about due to the tendency in our society to associate the size with masculinity as I described earlier. If you find your guy is packing on the smaller end of the spectrum, the worst thing you could possibly do is comment on its size or look disappointed. If your one who can’t ever hide what’s going on in your head and your jaw drops and head tilts before you have time to catch yourself, chances are you will never see him again. What you should do, as instructed by AskMen.com, is to focus on the foreplay (same as with a large penis, despite the radical difference in problems). This should get you to the brink of orgasm so it won’t take much to send you over the edge when you get to penetration. As far as sexual positions go, as expected, you should do the opposite techniques as with a large penis to allow him to go as deep as possible. This includes doggie-style or missionary with your legs over his shoulders. For even more positions and detailed descriptions of them, check out the AskMen.com link below.
The uncircumcised penis is one that I have heard a lot of girls are afraid of. However, just because a penis hasn’t been cut up and is in its natural form shouldn’t elicit fear. In fact, it’s completely unnecessary since an uncircumcised penis is still a penis through and through and doesn’t need to be treated any differently than a circumcised one. There are even a few bonuses to your guy not being circumcised. His penis will most likely be more sensitive than a circumcised one since it is covered up most of the time, and because of this he may enjoy sex more, making you feel like a sex goddess. Another bonus is that his penis has its own sweater! I know how much you girls love accessories.
The moral of this story is that no matter what your guy’s penis looks like, there are always ways to deal with the unexpected. An unusual penis may take some getting used to, but if you love him nothing should discourage you from expressing that.
Keep sex safe and fun, collegiettes <3
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/-penis-too-big
http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_200/209b_love_tip.html