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33 Things I’d Rather Do Than Be Corinne’s Nanny

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at PSU chapter.

We all know her, we’ve all seen the GoFundMe and continue to watch her every week as she continues to embarrass herself in hopes to win the heart of the bachelor this season, Nick Viall. If you have been living under a rock, I am talking about none other than Corinne. I don’t know about any other Bachelor Nation fans but I just feel sorry for Raquel, Corinne’s “nanny.” Maybe she will consider doing any of these acts instead of keeping her job after the season has finished airing.

 

  1. Clean toilets in Wal-Mart
  2. Delete my Netflix account
  3. Rip movie tickets and constantly say, “enjoy your movie” without actually ever seeing a movie
  4. Clean porter potties on game days
  5. Remove road-kill
  6. Be a truck driver on I-80
  7. Drive a bus full of intoxicated college kids the hours of 10 p.m. until 2 a.m.
  8. Be security at a Justin Bieber concert
  9. Never go braless
  10. Clean up vomit at amusement parks
  11. Be a cashier at McDonald’s
  12. Clean dining hall trays
  13. Peel potatoes for the rest of my life
  14.  Eat ketchup with every meal
  15. Parallel park
  16. Refuse wine for three weeks
  17. Use Yahoo! Mail instead of Gmail
  18. Have my computer crash
  19. Drive cross country in front of a slow driver
  20. Shave my eyebrows
  21. Glue my hand to the side of my face
  22. Continue to read people’s political opinion on Facebook
  23. Wear camouflage in public
  24. Give up New York pizza
  25. Have it rain on my wedding day
  26. Trip down stairs
  27. Drunk text my ex
  28. Have braces again
  29. Step into my old middle school
  30. Never have coffee again
  31. Blow up Corinne’s bouncy castle
  32. Be on any group date with her EVER
  33. Just about anything

 

Hang in there, Raquel. For your sanity, I hope Corinne gets the final rose and her and Nick lives happily ever after.

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Jacqueline Napolitano is currently a sophomore at Penn State University. She is majoring in Journalism and minoring in psychology. She is the head editor to Her Campus Penn State and is loving every second editing articles for the talented writers of Penn State. Her love for everything Buzzfeed and other relatable blogs is what made her want to get in on the action of Her Campus in the fall of 2015. Her experience includes being the Triangle Correspondent for her sorority's magazine, an editorial director for an upcoming book and being the Opinions and Editorial editor for her high school paper. Jacqueline enjoys binge watching every Netflix show from one tree hill to orange is the new black and can recite every episode of friends imagined. She hopes to gain experience in the Public Relations side of Her Campus as well as the writing side. She plans on working in Public Relations or digital journalism for a full time career.
Meghan Maffey graduated from the Pennslyvania State University in the Spring of 2017. She graduated with a degree in Broadcast Journalism and a minor in English.