Springtime at Penn State means blooming flowers, stunning greenery and warm weather. But for some of us, it also means stuffy noses, puffy eyes and a constant, congested headache. Campus in the spring is beautiful, but with it comes pollen — and lots of it. For those of us who suffer from allergies, springtime in Happy Valley often goes a little something like this:
Â
You wake up and realize something feels different
Are you sick? Do you have a hangover?
Â
Then it hits you… its pollen.
So, we meet again.
Â
In the time it takes to get out of bed, your allergies have already taken over
Hello, red eyes and red nose.
Â
And walking to class is a sneeze-filled struggle with the flowers in bloom
Have you ever sneezed so many times you feel like you’re floating?
Â
Everyone around you is celebrating the return of warm weather
Isn’t spring supposed to be when everything comes to life?
Â
And as you walk into class, they politely ask, “How are you?”
Just smile through the pain.
Â
Your eyes are so red and itchy that at least five people ask if you’re okay
Okay, maybe I am crying a little bit.
Â
And your friends without allergies try to be sympathetic
“It can’t be that bad, right?”
Â
But then they realize just how sniffly and snuffly you really are
It’s safe to say the 12th time you sneezed crossed the line.
Â
And as the days wear on, all you really want is a good night’s sleep
If only you could actually breathe at night.
Â
You take your allergy pills and get some much-needed relief
Benadryl forever.
Â
But the congestion, red eyes and headache return with a vengeance
Why are you so obsessed with me?
Â
So you learn to take joy in the little, congestion-free moments
Don’t you love when your nose actually works?
Â
Because despite your allergic-disposition, you’ll make it through somehow
You got this!
Â
In the words of Jean Ralphio Saperstein…
Never bad advice.
Â
On the bright side, spring means summer is already on its way. Hang in there, collegiette!