This week’s campus cutie is Pennsylvania native, a member of the Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity and definitely uses his charm and sarcastic humor to make girls laugh (If you don’t believe us, just read on…) Ladies: meet Jesse Cohen!Â
Major: Energy Engineering
Hometown: Lower Merion, PA
Year: Junior
JC: I look for a good sense of humor, daddy problems, a girl that doesn’t care about size, a girl who pulls out her wallet after dinner, and leaves the door open when she pees.
HC: Who’s your celebrity crush?
JC: Adele, that’s a real woman.
HC: What are 3 things you cannot live without?
JC: My dog, my “Hey Girl” Ryan Gosling diary, and Charmin Ultra Soft.
HC: If your life had a theme song what would it be?
HC: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
JC: Paraguay.
HC: Give me your best pick up line?
JC: My breath smells really bad in the morning. You wanna sleep over?
HC: What’s your favorite penn state memory and why?
JC: When I fell in love with an exotic dancer, Kylie, at The End Zone. I know my mom would really like her.