I won’t lie. I’ve watched this movie way, way, way too many times to be proud of. Here are my thoughts, Y’all:
1. Hm, to be honest, I haven’t given myself successful mirror pep-talks. It seems like Sierra has though.
2. Oh geez, this dad and daughter pair gives me weird vibes. I would hate to be the friend who would stay the night and awkwardly watch this go down.
3. LOL VERONICA JUST TOLD A RANDOM PERSON TO “GET IT TOGETHER” IN THE HALLWAY. I feel bad for the girl, but it’s LOWEST OF KEYS funny. BUT there is no way anyone would tolerate that just for a pretty girl. Like Nah.
4. Sierra, girl, I’m not trying to be a hater, but what is that tutoring poster????
5. Veronica isn’t quite mastering the mean girl trope well.
6. Bro, WHY IS THIS SCHOOL COUNCILOR ROASTING HER?
7. This almost looks like it takes place in another decade.
8. DON’T HATE ME. I DON’T LIKE NOAH CENTINEO.
9. Also, do people still approach people for their number these days??
10. HOW DID SHE MEMORIZE SIERRA’S NUMBER SO FAST.
11. WOW NOAH HAD THAT SELFIE READY TO GO.
12. That chant in the middle of the band song legit made me jump.
13. The montage where she’s practicing her voicemail is interesting…
14. THE GIRAFFE THING WAS A WEIRD CONVERSATION STARTER.
15. I low-key understand the nervousness of texting your crush. I was there like two months ago:).
16. I kind of feel bad for her. He knows that he likes her…but not for her…
17. HOW ARE THEY CLIMBING THE ROPE THAT EASILY. HOW ARE THEY TALKING WHILE CLIMBING. LIKE HOW.
18. DO NOT SEND A SHIRTLESS PIC.
19. This boy really sent a shirtless pic.
20. I WOULD NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO A SHIRTLESS PIC.
21. HA, HE WAS ABOUT TO SAY “LOL JK” AFTER SHE LEFT HIS SHIRTLESS NUMBER ON READ.
22. Dan’s reaction to finding out that Jamie thinks she’s Veronica is funnnnnny.
23. Hm, I see both Dan and Sierra’s sides when they’re arguing and fighting over the phone:(.
24. Also, why is she logically thinking up ways to deceive him!!?!?!?!??! Like the face timing???????? The movie date?!?!?!?!
25. The bio teacher legit didn’t care that Veronica was sobbing lol.
26. Dang, Veronica is mean literally for no reason!!!!!
27. Sierra seems kind of…off…? Idk? I’m not buying her character?
28. Veronica’s mom is so random, its kind of funny.
29. ALSO, SIERRA BE POLITE. HIDE YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS WHEN REACTING TO SOMEONE ELSE’S HOME.
30. This script tried so hard…You can tell…
31. Oh my gosh, the dad seems nice, but oh so fake and cheesy.
32. The guys tapping along to the girl rapping were a tad rhythmically off.
33. Moronica…that’s so mean:(
34. Idk why they’re trying to pass Sierra off as unattractive, she’s cute!!
35. Also, that’s so weird and creepy HOW SHE’S USING PHOTOS TO CATFISH HIM AND VERONICA’S OKAY WITH IT.
36. Ugh, I hate it when guys text “haha.”
37. Oh my gosh, when she answered the phone for the first time I legit squinted my eyes and literally cringed.
38. I’m sorry, BUT I CAN’T STAND NOAH C.’S FAKE LAUGH.
39. Geez, this script is….yeesh.
40. LOL I’M PROUD OF SIERRA FOR BEING BOLD ENOUGH TO TRY OUT FOR MEN’S TRACK.
41. Why is Sierra so happy that Jamey’s complimenting Veronica not her??!?!
42. That Face-Time was creepy BUT AW VERONICA AND SIERRA ARE BECOMING FRIENDS.
43. If Veronica gave Jamey a real chance I wonder if they would have actually worked out.
44. I’m liking Veronica more and more tbh.
45. Dan is so crazy, man. He’s a lot honestly.
46. UGH, THIS PARK SCENE IS TOO CRINGEY.
47. Sierra is kind of being crazy!!!!! She’s legit cat-fishing and doesn’t even see a problem with it!!!!!
48. Veronica legit says “ew” in response to kissing Jamey lol.
49. VERONICA BROUGHT HER FRIENDS ON THEIR DATE???
50. WHY IS SIERRA ONE ROW BEHIND THEM.
51. Ew, the counting shoulders thing was too much.
52. SHE REALLY JUST RAN UP TO THE CAR.
53. SHE KISSED HIM WITHOUT HIS CONSENT! YEESH. AND SHE DIDN’T EVEN FEEL A SPOT OF GUILT.
54. Her parents are kind of weird.
55. No, stop lying to Dan:(.
56. It’s so sweet that they’re relying on each other BUT poor Dannnnn.
57. A yellow car is very fitting for a sunflower.
58. Why is she getting mad? Sierra literally asked Veronica to play along! Of course, he would kiss her!!!!!!
59. Spence is really your password, Veronica?? Really!?? The Greasy Hair Guy?!?!?!?
60. I really don’t think people would care that much about a girl getting dumped over DMs tbh.
61. SO MUCH DRAMA WOW. WHY DID SIERRA STORM THE FIELD LOL. JAMEY DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HER REALLY.