Campus Cutie: Joey Mayo ’17

Name: Joey Mayo

 

Hometown: Paducah, Kentucky

 

Year: Junior

 

Campus Involvement: Golf team and SAE

 

Relationship Status: Single

 

HCR: If you could replace one of your arms with anything what would it be?Joey: A putter. Always have to work on the putting.

 

HCR: What song are you embarrassed to say you jam out to every time you hear it on the radio?

Joey: Single Ladies by Beyonce. Dance moves sometimes included.

 

HCR: Would you rather have a really ugly face and a super hot body or a really hot face and a super ugly body?

Joey: Really hot face and a super ugly body.

 

HCR: Top or bottom…bunk?

Joey: Definitely top bunk.

 

HCR: Who would play you in the Netflix original series about your life?

Joey: 1990s era Jerry Seinfeld

 

HCR: Worst date you have ever been on?

Joey: I went on a date to play mini golf and got beat. It was demoralizing. 

 

HCR: When/where/how old were you when you had your fist kiss?

Joey: I was in that awkward life stage known as middle school at a bonfire party.

 

HCR: And finally, I’m sure our readers are dying to know, are you currently crushing on anyone?

Joey: Yup, everyone is crushing on someone.