Yup, it’s that time of year again. The snow begins to melt, the sun is shining, the temperatures are rising, and sorority girls everywhere begin to panic because it’s formal season. Formal is one of the best events of the year, however, the timeline leading up to it can be a bit stressful. Whether we want to admit it or not, we all share similar thoughts during this special time of year.
1. Wait, did someone just post the date of formal on Facebook? WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO BRING? That guy in my math class? What about that kid I’ve been stalking on Instagram with the nice hair? My cousin??
2. Will anyone even ask me to their formal?
3. Oh my god, I’m going to have to squeeze my body into a formal dress. I need to lose 50 pounds immediately.
4. Who am I kidding, I love food too much!
5. But I’m SO pale. Why didn’t I go on a tropical spring break?
6. How am I even going to ask my date? What if they expect me to paint them a cooler?
7. I don’t like any of the dresses I’ve tried on. What if someone has the same one as me?
8. Forget it, I’m not going.
9. But I’ll have so much FOMO if I don’t go. Plus, I won’t get to Instagram.
10. Yeah, I’m totally going and I’m going to own the dance floor.
Happy Formal Season, everyone! Try to remain calm and enjoy it!