If you’re a female football fan, you’re kind of a rare commodity. Cheering on your favorite team just isn’t the same for you as it is for your guy friends. Although football season is easily the most exciting time of year for you, sometimes your experience can get taken away by silly comments made by your friends. Ladies, just because you love football doesn’t mean that you’re any less of a woman, in fact, it makes you pretty damn unique.
1.) “You don’t even watch the games.”Oh no, I just wasted my money on the NFL Ticket for the hell of it. I really sit and watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians while running up my cable bill.
2.) “Oh, do you watch because you have a crush on the quarterback?”Yes, my quarterback may be hot (that means you: Tony Romo), but that’s not why I watch my team! It just happens to be an added bonus.
3.) “Do you watch because of your dad or boyfriend?”If you must know, my boyfriend hates football and my dad doesn’t know the difference between a first down and a third-and-goal.
4.) “Name three players on your favorite team.”Ok, fine. How about you name the 17th president of the United States now?
5.) “Who helped you draft your fantasy team?”All the guys in my league told me exactly who to draft… Do I look that dumb to you?
6.) “Oh here, let me explain what just happened.”I’m pretty sure you just said fumble instead of interception… Nice try, bro.
7.) “Just so you know, there’s no halftime show in this game.”Thank you so much for telling me! I was really expecting Lady Gaga to come prancing out and do a set in the middle of Minnesota.
8.) “Do you like the team because of their colors?”Yes, I am so distracted by the frilly colors and sparkles that each team has…
9.) “I bet you would love to be a cheerleader.”Cartwheels and flips? Pretty sure I couldn’t touch my toes if I tried.