With the winter storm quickly approaching, everyone has high hopes for the first snow day of 2017. But, this can’t happen without a little help from the student body! Here’s some tips to ensure a snow day so that you can follow through with your spontaneous plans to ski, snowboard, sled, or even lay in bed and watch Netflix for the day! (Of course you wouldn’t actually use this free day to catch up on any of your assignments I’m sure you’re already behind on)
1. Do a snow dance
2. Sleep with your pajamas inside out and backwards
3. Drop one ice cube in the toilet for every inch of snow you want (Recommended: 15152 ice cubes)
4. Shake a snow globe every time you walk past one
5. Eat ice cream the night before
6. Say your prayers
Failure to follow these tips will result in a day of classes, so don’t let us down!