Whether you are a freshman or a senior, you have at one point seen or experienced these 25 signs of going to Seattle U and you absolutely love it.
1. Timely warning notifications are not exactly timely…
*Receives email at 10 am next day* “At approximately 1:00 am SPD responded to an armed robbery reported by a non-Seattle U affiliate.”
2. The women to men ratio is the bane of your existence.
“Hurry grab a good one before they are gone?!”
3. Your endurance is way better than friends from other school because of all the hills around campus.
“Walking to Campion is a workout all on its own.”
4. There is no way you are going to class when everyone is sitting outside the library spring quarter.
“Literally everyone is sitting on this hill… how am I suppose to go to class?”
5. You have a favorite type of rain.
“I prefer a light drizzle.”
6. 1 inch of snow= Snowpocalypse
” Was that a snow flake?! School is totally going to be canceled.”
7. You have slipped walking into a building at least once, and if you haven’t….. just wait.
“My pride hurts more than my butt.”
8. Freshman trying to find a party by wandering around the neighborhood for hours.
“I heard there was a party on 23rd and Spruce, lets check there!”
9. The first time someone showed you street meat or Dick’s you were like….
“ALL DAY EVERYDAY PLEASE”
10. Linda is the highlight of your morning.
“Linda is like your mom away from home when she tells you to have a happy day.”
11. Fall Ball is the event of the season.
“It’s like college prom night!”
12. “Macklemore is coming to Quadstock”…. is a rumor you have often heard.
“He can also be seen at Value Village thrift shopping.”
13. The amount of concerts you have been to is exponentially greater than friends from other schools.
“Concerts Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday”
14. Black is always in style here, as well as high top converse or doc martens.
” All black everything… black skinny jeans, black leather jacket, black doc martens.”
15. It’s not a party unless there are 100 people crammed into a small house and the walls are dripping sweat.
“Where did all my friends go? Who are these people?”
16. You both love and hate the bistro (cheese-stro).
“Their pizza selection is so on point, you can’t even.”
17. Halfway through freshman year sirens and people’s screams below your window become white noise.
“ZZzzzzz”
18. You are genuinely upset that they renamed Von Traps, Rhein Haus, and you refuse to call it that.
“Nope, not going to happen.”
19. May the odds be ever in your favor while using the Seattle U internet.
“Plot Twist: the internet is down.”
20. You have a love hate relationship with the cave.
“My mom never bought these at home… I must eat all of it.”
21. When someone posted a LAL about you this was your reaction.
“Who me?”
22. Senior streak is fascinating yet terrifying all at the same time.
“Is that Tim from my accounting class junk?!”
23. Unless you are a male weight lifting expert you know the exact time to avoid the gym.
“Are you judging my form? I feel like you are…please look away.”
24. Tests are not called tests, they are called midterms, and they happen more than once a term, and they sneak up on you….
“Wait didn’t we just have a midterm like two weeks ago?”
25. You live in the coolest city ever and go to the best school in the city.
THE END