Because I am a narcissist, like everyone else in the solar system; one of my favorite Tumblr trends is horoscopes. No, I don’t read my significant other’s horoscope first. Whoever says they do is very sweet and also a giant liar.
For those of you who aren’t clued in, I’m talking about text posts that assign a zodiac sign with, for example, a quote from Parks and Recreation, or a character from Spongebob. They’re great. Very enjoyable. You should hit ‘em up.
Anyway, here is my list of, “The Signs as Shoes Popular in the Pacific North West.”
Aries: high top converse
Taurus: brown suede clogs
Gemini: clear Jelly sandals
Cancer: Doc Marten mary-janes
Leo: heeled oxfords
Virgo: classic flats
Libra: brown riding boots
Scorpio: Doc Marten lace-up boots
Sagittarius: black and white nike sneakers
Capricorn: cut-out booties
Aquarius: barefoot
Pisces: Birkenstocks