The wonderful thing about Her Campus is that it is a place where college women’s voices can be heard unapologetically. But here at HC Skidmore we don’t discriminate and, let’s be honest, sometimes it’s fun to hear another perspective. I have gathered four of the lovely men of Skidmore to answer some pressing questions (that they helped me come up with).These men were very excited when I suggested that they participate in a Her Campus interview, but wish to remain anonymous so I have assigned each of them a number. Read on for some fascinating (and often frightening) insights from the minds of Skidmore men!
HC: What’s your go-to line?
1: Did I have a class with you?
2: Do you come here often?
3: I don’t need a line.
How often does it work?
All: TBD
Note: none of these have been tested.
How often do you cry?
2: The last few weeks I’ve cried at least four times. But before that it’s been at least 10 years.
3: Honestly I don’t even remember.
1: I cried at the end of Toy Story 3 in eighth grade. A lot of tears.
Do you have a guilty pleasure song?
1: Bach.
2: The whole Disney playlist. I’m not talking just Disney, but like Disney princesses.
3: I’m not ashamed of my music taste.
4: Who Says by Selena Gomez
How much thought do you put into what you’re going to wear on a first date?
2: 5 minutes, tops.
1: We put more thought into it than you’d think.
3: On weekends, I’ll come downstairs in one shirt and go back up and change. We think hard about it but we have a less variety of options.
4: There are less things for me to worry about. I look like me no matter what I’m wearing. You have to be comfortable in it.
What do you think about during sex?
2: I think about food.
3: It depends. Cuz like, am I enjoying it, am I not enjoying it. How long am I tryna keep my brain focused.
1: It depends if you’re having an exchange of infatuation versus if you’ve been in a relationship for a long amount of time.
How often do you wash your sheets?
2: Once a month.
1: Depends how often I’m having sex.
Favorite Rom-Com?
4: Crazy, Stupid, Love. Or 27 Dresses.
2: I Love You, Man or She’s Out of My League.
1: Princess Bride. Or Princess Diaries.
Celebrity Crush:
1: John Stamos and Emma Watson
2: Michael B Jordan and Kate Beckinsdale
4: The Rock and Emma Watson
3: Scar Jo and George Clooney
Do you ask you friends for advice when you’re texting a girl?
3: All the time. I have the tendency to say really stupid shit
2: Never
4: In the beginning
How hard do you stalk girls on social media?
3: Depends on my relationship to her.
4: If I don’t know her, very hard. I go to her friends too. The tagged photo section on Instagram is also really good.
Do you believe in leagues?
4: If you’re good enough at the game it’s not really a thing
2: I don’t think there are leagues.
1: I think it’s more nuanced than “leagues.”
What question have you always wanted to ask a girl?
3: Can you please make your signs of interest more obvious.
`*These responses indicate the viewpoints of only a few Skidmore students