Jonah Epstein, 2016
Year: 2016
Major: Business
Hometown: Buffalo, NY
Hobbies/Interests: Tennis
Relationship Status: Single
What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Smile
Celebrity crush?
Megan Fox
Red side or blue side? Why?
Blue side, that’s just how it go.
What’s a female fashion trend you dislike or don’t understand?
These high-waisted pants. We know you’re just tuckin’ that gut, gurl.
What are your favorite qualities in a girl?
Funny, low maintenance.
Which Disney princess would you date and why?
Rapunzel. I love that long hair.
Tell me something unexpected about yourself.
It was a good week if I’ve eaten Chipotle four times.
What is your spirit animal?
A sloth. I move slowly unless I’m in tennis mode.
Hot or Not?
Miley Cyrus (currently): Not all that into Miley these days.
Playing hard to get or open for business: Hard to get.
Selfies: Selfies for everyone but me. iPhone 3 problems.