Name: Pat Stanny
Year: 2015
Major: Theater
Hometown: Pittsburg, PA
Relationship Status: Taken
Hobbies/Interests: Acting, Skiing, Kanye West, Kettlebells, Protein, Foreign Movies (JK, Mark Wahlberg Movies).
What’s your ultimate dream date?
A day that starts off with skiing in the French alps in the morning while her hair flows in the wind as we glide down the slopes and I squint at her because I don’t wear my glasses when I ski. It continues with a gourmet lunch and schnapps where we both ravenously devour several courses without utensils, and ends with watching our favorite HBO programming and maybe crying.
If your life were a movie, what actor would play you?
I would choose Viggo Mortensen to play me in a movie. Yes, he has a beard and hair that I could never grow, but he has played some of the greatest roles of our time (even Freud, real talk). He also has a wide variety of passions like me except unlike my passions its cool when he does them (write poetry, take pictures, ride ponies). Plus, anyone who has fought two thugs while being completely naked in a bathhouse can easily play me.
What are your favorite qualities in a girl?
My favorite qualities in a girl include communication in and out of the dorm room, a sense of humor because two hilarious people are better than one, and definitely a love for Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. Also not being weirded out when I play with Legos helps.
What are the deal breakers?
Frowning at the mention of a Playstation.
What’s your guiltiest pleasure?
My guilty pleasure is definitely the 50 Shades of Grey book series. I honestly can’t believe I read them, but whatever. The books are written terribly, but its like Romeo and Juliet with more chains and nipple clamps.
What can you absolutely not live without?
My mom. My mom is my rock, I do not tell her how much I love and appreciate her as much as I really do. I can do no wrong with her in my corner.
What’s your corniest go-to pick up line?
“You could do worse.”