Name: Sam Christiansen
Year: 2015
Major: Business/Economics
Hometown: Pine C, NY
Relationship Status: Single but too lazy to text
Hobbies/Interests: Americone Dream Ice Cream, club hockey, sleeping, and ignoring Clark Demos whenever he’s talking.
Favorite chick flick?
Mean Girls is pretty fetch I guess.
If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?
Flying would be cool. Who do you know – other than Brock Bakewell – who can fly? Exactly.
What’s the most played song on your iPod?
Brock Bakewell’s 5th symphony in C minor.
What’s a girl trend you hate/don’t understand?
Emotions. What the $*@% is that stuff about?
Did you have any Valentine’s Day plans? (We realize we’re a little behind on the times with this one, so bring us up to speed.)
Had a lovely dinner with Thomas Park at Chipotle. Thomas had double chicken with brown rice, mild salsa and no guacamole. He’s crazy.