You’ve all seen the recent craze “Sh*t [blank] Say,” on YouTube and, honestly, how could you not? We at Her Campus thought we’d jump on the ever popular bandwagon and do a little version of our own: Sh*t SkidGirls Say. Whether while walking through Dhall or out on a Friday night, we’re sure you’ve heard some of these more than once…
Sh*t SkidGirls Say
“There are no guys here.”?
“I’ll never have a boyfriend.”
“Why do I even try? Honestly!”
“Ooh he’s cute! Where’s he been?”
“He definitely has a girlfriend.”
“Dhall better be good tonight.”?
“I love Dhall!” “I hate Dhall.” “Oh my god ew, Dhall.”
“Should we order Pacific tonight?”
“I have to stop going to late night…”
“What’s going on tonight?”
“Is anything even happening tonight?”
“…Let’s just go to Spa.”
“I’ll be in the lib for the rest of my life…”?
“I’ll be in the studio for the rest of my life…”
“I’ll be single for the rest of my life.”
“Ew, I’m never going to Falstaff’s again.”
“Are you going to the A Cappella show tonight?”
“Oh my god I love Pulse.”?
“I could really go for some Plum Dandy right now.”
“I need coffee ASAP.”
“Ughh I forgot my coffee card!”?
“I love the Salvation Army. Is there one near here?”
“Oh my god she has my boots.”
“Oh my god we have the same coat.”?
“Why does she have the best style!?”?
“I do not want to walk all the way to the gym right now.”
“Can we go into town this weekend?”
“Let’s do work at Uncommon, I need to get off campus.”
“Does anyone need to make a Target run?”?
“Ah I haven’t seen you in forever! Let’s get lunch some time soon.”
“OMG I miss you! Can we get dinner this week?!”
“You know that guy…?”
“You know that tall guy…?”?
“You know that guy with the weird pants?”
“Ohhh yeah! Totally know who you’re talking about.”
“I definitely recognize the name…”
If you’ve ever been guilty of muttering one or two of these, just know that you’re not alone. Did we miss any classic SkidGirl-isms? Tell us in the comments!