Thoughts You Have While Spinning

This semester, I decided I would begin my transformation to hotness. So, I enrolled in a spin class for my PRW2 credit and I’d like to share some thoughts what I felt at my first spin class.

1. Wow I am so healthy; I love myself.

2. Should have worn my fancy leggings, not this Walmart brand, but it’s fine.

3. Okay so my instructor is gorgeous— it’s fine, I’m fine.

4. So I put my seat where?

5. No, no, this is up my butt.

7. It is correct, oh god.

8. MY HOOHAH!

9. I’m like… bouncing?

10. I better look like Emily Ratajkowski after this.

11. My crotch— it’s on fire. 

13. NO, NO, I’M NOT STANDING!

14. I’m standing — peer pressure kills, friends.

15. Okay this is lowkey a bop.

16. YEAH I AM A GODDESS!

17. I’m dripping. 

18. Why does she have to be so fast?!

19. So like… I’m fat.

21. Never have I loved sitting so much.

22. So …. My cooch hurts. 

23. I don’t know why I’m so red, but I’m accepting it.

24. Did I forget deodorant?

25. Is this worth investing in specific shoes and a seat cover?

26. Has my breathing always been this labored?

27. I’m the epitome of health.

28. Imma be sore for approximately 10 years.

29. I’m getting nachos; I earned it.

Hopefully this inspires you to spin!

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