1. “Do you want the café or the shack?”
2. “Where’s the skunk?”
3. “How many monks do we actually have on campus?
4. “How many meals do I have left?”
5. “Do you want to order dominos?”
6. “How much flex do I have left?”
7. “Why can’t I use a meal at the barista?”
8. “Why is the path from Carey to Rooney/Benny so long?”
9. “Does the shack have cheesy potatoes today?”
10. “Is it acceptable to take the elevator in Alfred?”
11. “Will an acorn fall on my head today?”
12. “Why won’t this squirrel move?”
13. “If that car hits me, will that person pay my tuition?”
14. “Does the café have pastabilities today?”
15. “When will they turn on the heat?”
16. “When is the next bingo night?”
17. “Does that event have free food?”
18. “Why is the library always so hot?”
19. “How long until break?”
20. “How weird would my life be if I didn’t end up at SVC?”