Thanks Cosmo for inspiring girl crushes around the world with bombshell cover girl Minka Kelly. No wonder she was Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman in the World.” But next time, make sure the boyfriend you refer to in the article is actually still her boyfriend upon print. Derek Jeter, I genuinely don’t know what you were thinking letting this one go.
101 Things About Men:
Ever cringe when an adult tries to describe an adolescent phenomenon – think Facebook or the hook-up culture? Well, Cosmo takes the cake of awkwardness describing
The Lap Dance He’s Trying to Get, more commonly known as grinding. We’re instructed to, “Stand between his legs, facing away from him. Bend your knees, and lower your butt so it’s hovering over his package (put your hands on his thighs for balance). Next, move your cheeks against his body –go in circles, up and down, and in a figure eight. To make his jaw unhinge, look back at him as you dance.” Or, just go to the KA dance floor and take notes.
Naughty Sex Tips:
Okay, sometimes Cosmo has innovative sex positions. Oh goodness, please tell me that does not come up when you Google my name… Sorry future employer. Whatever. Back to sex positions. Do it in a tiny space? Reasonable. Sneak a silent quickie in a crowded house? Okay. 69 in a handstand? If you like the sound of a concussion or broken bones, go for it!
50 Things You Should Never Stop Doing in a Relationship:
17. Having sex during your period. Remember when you were so horny you just didn’t give a shiz?
A. Cosmo just legitimized the word shiz. B. Cosmo just recommended we have sex on our period – yucky.
Phrases that Flip His Switch:
“Oh. My. God. That thing has to be wider than a forty.” Um, what?
“This one time, when my college roomie and I had a pillow fight…” What is it with guys and girl-on-girl action?
Until next time, collegiettes.