76 Thoughts You Have When Going to the SAC During Campus Lifetime

1. Let’s get food 

2. Wow there’s a lot of people here 

3. Oh no wait

4. What time is it?

5. What day is it?

6. Oh no

7. Oh crap

8. Ugh and the union is so far away 

9. Can I even get out of this crowd?

10. I’m in too deep

11. Pizza time

12. Jk

13. Maybe I’ll just get a wrap 

14. Haha good try 

15. Okay I guess I’ll get a salad 

16. Ugh how are they already out of lettuce?

17. On second thought the pizza line isn’t that bad 

18. And we’re moving 

19. And we’ve stopped 

20. Wow that guy’s mad cute

21. Is he looking at me?

22. I wonder if he noticed I did squats last week

23. Wait back to pizza

24. Ugh they’re out of cheese 

25. No one wants buffalo stop asking 

26. Oh good another cheese is out 

27. 3 pieces? 

28. Really? 

29. Okay. 

30. Will one slice be enough? 

31. Well I have recitation till 4

32. Wait but meal points

33. Yolo

34. “Yes I’d like 2 slices of cheese please”

35. Yes that one 

36. That one 

37. That one 

38. That one

39. That one

40. Yaaaaaas

41. Clutch

42. That’s cool didn’t want any parmesan anyway  

43. I should get a drink

44. Wait but meal points 

45. Yolo 

46. You know where’s a great place to stop and talk?

47. Right in front of the drink foundation 

48. *At soda fountain* stop, wait a minute, fill my cup, pour some liquor in it 

49. I’m so funny 

50. Mark Ronson would be proud 

51. All right how do I get out?

52. Wait which side did my friends go?

53. I guess I’ll try the booth side first?

54. Why are you paying with cash? 

55. I will literally pay for you 

56. Oh my god

57. HOW ARE THERE STILL SO MANY PEOPLE HERE?

58. GO JOIN A CLUB 

59. You’ve literally been in line for 5 minutes how is your meal card not out?

60. I feel like that girl with the salad is judging me for my 2 slices 

61. Maybe if I hold the slices separately it looks like I’m buying one for my friend 

62. Thank God it’s my turn

63. *Looks anywhere but the price on the register*

64. Time to find my friends 

65. Annnnnnd they’re not here 

66. Guess they are on the window side

67. That side always makes me feel like a fish 

68. Glub, glub 

69. Wow it’d probably be easier to find them if the entIRE UNDERGRAD POPULATION WERENT HERE RIGHT NOW

70. Okay breathe

71. Just breathe

72. Oh look friends

73. Thank god

74. That was mess

75. Who decided this should be a thing?

76. I’m never coming here again 

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