Paulo Guedes ’18

Name: Paulo Guedes

Year: 2018

Major: Accounting and Finance

Hometown: Somerville, MA

Relationship status: Single

Involvement on Campus: Sigma Alpha Epsilon (SAE), Cross Country Captain

Astrology sign: Cancer

Instagram: paulito_19

Tell us a little bit about a typical day in the life of you?

I wake up, go to class, take a nap, then I’ll go to practice or the gym and end the day finishing homework at the last minute or finding something to do with some friends.

Who would play you in a movie about your life?

Ben Stiller

If you were stranded on a deserted island, what three items would you want to have with you?

A med kit, a machete and lighter.

If you could travel to any place in the world right now, where would you go?

I’d probably go back to the Azores and visit my family.

What are some of your hobbies/interests?

Going out for runs, playing soccer, road trips, anything that’s fun

What qualities do you look for in a girl?

Personality, hygiene and honesty.

What are your biggest turn offs?

Cigarettes and someone that is self-absorbed.

How do you feel about being this week’s campus cutie?

I’m flattered

What is your most embarrassing moment?

Once when I was working at the Gillette Stadium for a Patriots fundraising event, some Patriots players were there and Vince Wilfork assumed I was checking out his wife (I wasn’t actually). As I tried to help them find a seat, he was just giving me the dirtiest look until they sat down. For the rest of the night, I was hated by one of the best defensive tackles in the NFL.

How do you feel about a girl making the first move?

That just shows that she’s confident in herself, which I respect.

Do you have any hidden talents?

I can run for a long time.

Settle down or hit it & quit it?

I’ll settle down if I find the right girl.

Most awkward date you’ve been on:

I’ve never experienced an awkward date yet (keeping my fingers crossed)

Thoughts on Tinder?

I’ve seen too much Catfish to actually use Tinder.

What is your dream job?

Buying, renovating, and selling homes.

Favorite TV show?

If I’m watching TV, I usually watch something from HGTV or Sportscenter.

What is your guilty pleasure?

Reese’s Cups (King size)

What’s the one thing you don’t understand about the opposite sex?

Their ability and athleticism to jump to conclusions so quickly.

What is the most embarrassing song on your itunes?

“Hey, Soul Sister” Train

Who is your celebrity crush?

Jhene Aiko

What is the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for a girl?

I surprised a girl at her house in Martha’s Vineyard and planned an entire day dedicated to her. Started off making a homemade breakfast then went out fishing. Afterwards, I brought her to a big fair that Martha’s Vineyard usually has sometime around August and ended the day with the view of a sunset followed by fireworks over Jaws Bridge.

What is something a lot of people don’t know about you?

I’m left-handed.

Describe your ideal date night in Boston:

Going out to The Top of the Hub or somewhere nice in the North End, and top it off watching a movie or driving around the city and try to find a nice view of the city.

What makes a girl dateable vs hookup-able?

A girl is dateable if I can get along with her and knows what she wants. A girl is hookup-able if she has a new guy-friend every week.

Any advice for the ladies trying to win you over?

If you’re wearing Victoria’s Secret perfume, I will compliment you.

Any shout outs:Shout out to all of the homies on the 11th floor of Miller, you guys the realest.