1. No pants, ever
No one has time for picking out an outfit each day.
2. Want me to grab that? Sorry, I don’t have thumbs, can’t help you
No, I will not grab the remote for you, Martha.
3. Sleep all day
Napping isn’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle!
4. Food based rewards for simple tasks
You bet your bottom dollar I will roll over for some cheese.
5. Constant love
Snuggling all day is a dream I wish to aspire towards!
6. Everyone wants to be your friend
Have you ever met a person that does not want to play with a dog? I didn’t think so…
7. No judgment for wanting to put my head out the window
That sweet wind blows through your locks.
8. Can pee practically wherever I want
No more running to the nearest restrooms when that feeling hits fast and strong!
9. The fatter you get the cuter you are
Diets are a thing of the past.
10. People are okay with the constant lack of physical activity
Arm day? Leg day? Not today.