“I love you like a love song” – “Love You Like a Love Song” by Selena Gomez
“You a stupid hoe” – “Stupid Hoe” by Nicki Minaj
What’s even worse than the lyrics is that throughout the entire song, it sounds like she’s saying “how” instead of “hoe.” Okay, Nicki. Okay.
“We we we we so excited. We so excited” – “Friday” by Rebecca Black
I understand that sometimes, you have to remove certain words in a song in order to fit a limited amount of syllables within a beat, but removing the “‘re” accomplishes nothing.
“You’re gonna miss me cause I’m getting dizzy” – “Round & Round” by Selena Gomez
I don’t mean to pick on Selena Gomez again, but…
“I’ve got soul, but I’m not a soldier” – “All These Things I’ve Done” by The Killers
I’ve got ham, but I’m not a hamster.
“Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad.” – “Kiss” by Carly Rae Jepsen
Remember this overplayed song in high school? Yeah, I jammed to it too until I heard this part.
“New kids on the block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick” – “Summer Girls” by LFO
I have no words.